Fucking Alabama
Its that time of the year folks, when we square up against our little sister for bragging rights within the beautiful, ignorant wasteland that is Sweet Home Alabama. Its been so long since I’ve had bragging rights, I don’t remember what they look like. Phil Fulmer has probably peeked over his portable indian mound [...]

Will Bammer beat the Booger Eaters?
This week Bammer returns to the field after a much needed off week. We’re 11-0 (I’m 13-0 in Yi Jing predictions this year, btw and fyi) and now we get to face our most hated opponent: them Booger Eaters on the Plains, who have provided us with a near [...]

Clemson Threw Coach Tommy Bowden under the Bus this morning, a few days after he loses to Wake Forest and threw his QB under the bus. Later, QB Cullen Harper, after making a big purchase at Whole Food’s unpleasant grape section, says “It’s what he deserved.” So, who is next up for an extra large [...]

Tubervillains have been calling for his head for weeks. now its official, Tony Franklinstein is out at Auburn. Smells like a goat to me, partly because they we’ren’t event running his offense. The bright side is, now that special guest is available to put your Halloween party over the top, I hear he has a [...]

We haven’t really done much shit-talking about the boogs this season. It’s about time we did. I was skeptical about the Franklin hire and moving to the spread, but I had no idea they would look this inept. A quick run through the boards and blogs this morning had me grinning. It looks like there [...]

Today we’re going to do JUST WHAT SABAN WANTS US NOT TO DO! We’re going to look past our present opponent, into the SEC FUTURE! Where a win is a win is a win, and it is socially acceptable to install a catheter or wear man-diapers (or woman diapers, you dedicated ladybammers!) so you don’t [...]